Police

POLICE: where do you live?
ME: with my parents.
POLICE: where does your parents live?
ME: with me.
POLICE: where do you all live?
ME: together.
POLICE: am not joking!! where’s your house?!
ME: ok! Next to my neighbour’s house.
POLICE: where the hell is your neighbour’s house??!!
ME: if I tell you, you won’t believe me.
POLICE: tell me.
ME: next to my house.

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