There was this young man who usually go to a bar to drink and on each visit, he usually demands for only three bottles; not less, not more….

On one occasion, he was asked by the bar-man, why he always ask for just three bottles on each visit and which he replied, “I usually go to drink with my two other friends, but now I’m on vacation and they aren’t here with me. So I take one bottle for myself and two other bottles in remembrance of them.” The bar-man nodded in agreement…

One day, the man visited the same bar and ordered for just two bottles. The bar-man was surprised and thought that he’d probably lost a friend. Then he tried to remind the young man about the third bottle but the man hesitated and said, “No, not anymore. I’m just taking two bottles for my friends. No more third bottle from today ‘cos I finally made up my mind after my last visit here to quit drinking.”


The Parrot

There was this lady who usually pass by one store to go to her office. The store owner has a parrot. One day while the lady was passing, the parrot yelled at her “Hey, your dressing is provoking!”
The lady was mad at the parrot but decided to ignore it anyway.

The next day while passing again, the parrot yelled again and said the same thing. This time she went and report to the store owner and threatened to harm the parrot if it ever use such words on her again. The store keeper apologized and promised that the parrot won’t use such words on her again. The parrot took note……

The next day while passing again the parrot shouted “Hey!”
Angry…she turned and asked “WHAT?!”
The parrot said, “YOU KNOW…”