A PLEA FROM A POCKET’S LAWYER

A pick pocket was up in court for a series of petty crimes. The judge said, “Sir, you are hereby fined $100”.

His lawyer stood up and said, “Thanks your honour, however my client only has $75 on him at this time, but if you’d allow him a few minutes in the crowd… I’m sure he would be able to gather up enough to pay the fine.”

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