THE GORILLA AND THE LION

It is always said that what is funny to you may not be funny to another, but since some of us are no God to understand the inner desires of men, we’ll always do our best to share whatever makes us laugh or motivated.

Here’s a joke…

– At a zoo, a star attraction, a gorilla, had passed away a night before and they had carefully preserve his hide.
-A man working in the zoo was asked to dress up in the gorilla’s skin & pretend to be the gorilla so people will keep coming to the zoo.
– Well, the guy has his doubts, but he was to be paid double and he needs the money, so he puts on the skin and goes into the cage.
– The people all cheer to see him. He plays up to the audience and they just eat it up.
– During one of his acrobatic attempts, though, he losses his balance and crashes through some safety netting, and landed square in the middle of the lion’s cage!
– As he lies there stunned, the lion roars. He’s terrified and starts screaming, “Help, Help, Help!”
– The lion races over to him, places his paws on his chest and hisses to him, “Shut Up Or We’ll both lose our jobs!”

Have a pleasant day!

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