A man was sitting in his house when he heard a tapping on the door. He went to see who it was. He opened the door and looked around, he then heard a tiny voice, “hey mister, could you lend me 10 bucks?”
The man looked down and saw a snail sitting on his doorstep. He said, “What do you want?”
The snail said, “Could you lend me 10 bucks?”
The man yelled, “Get out of here!” and then kicked the snail off the doorstep.
About a year later, the man hears a tapping on his door. He goes out to see who it is, he looks around and saw the same snail and the snail in a tiny voice say, “why did you kick me like that?”