3 QUOTES THAT CAN MAKE YOU LAUGH TODAY

1) The closest a person ever comes to perfection is when he fills a job application form.

– Stanley Randall

2) Rice is great when one is very hungry and want to eat two thousand something.

3) When my 3-year-old was told to pee in a cup at the doctor’s office, he unexpectly got nervous. With a shaking voice he asked, “Do I have to drink it?”

– Janet Frenyea

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FEW THOUGHTS FOR THE WEEK

Below are few quotes I’ll love to share with you:

1) Swimming is a confusing sport because it is done sometimes for fun and other times to avoid being drown.
– Unknown

2) I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous because everyone hasn’t met me yet.
– Unknown

3) Everything comes out from Nothing.
– Unknown

4) I no doubt deserved my enemies, but I don’t believe I deserved my friends
– Unknown

5) When you let people into your secrets, you’re giving them power over your life. Chose your friends wisely, only then are your secrets safe.

REMEMBER:
Everyday comes with opportunities, blessing and graces and the only task left is to find them and use them to improve on whatever was done yesterday.

Wish you all a beautiful weekend!!