1) The closest a person ever comes to perfection is when he fills a job application form.
– Stanley Randall
2) Rice is great when one is very hungry and want to eat two thousand something.
3) When my 3-year-old was told to pee in a cup at the doctor’s office, he unexpectly got nervous. With a shaking voice he asked, “Do I have to drink it?”
– Janet Frenyea