3 QUOTES THAT CAN MAKE YOU LAUGH TODAY

1) The closest a person ever comes to perfection is when he fills a job application form.

– Stanley Randall

2) Rice is great when one is very hungry and want to eat two thousand something.

3) When my 3-year-old was told to pee in a cup at the doctor’s office, he unexpectly got nervous. With a shaking voice he asked, “Do I have to drink it?”

– Janet Frenyea

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