“Only those you love can hurt you. If you don’t care about someone, how can they break your heart??”
What is a Verb
Submitted by Anonymous on Tue, 09/27/2016 – 10:00
TEACHER: What is a Verb?
CHIKE: A Verb is a valve found in bicycle tyre.
TEACHER: What are you saying?
CHIKE: It is a complete sentence sir.
TEACHER: Are you mad?
CHIKE: It is a question sir.
TEACHER: Don’t be stupid.
CHIKE: It is an advice sir.
TEACHER: Stop that nonsense.
CHIKE: It is a command sir.
TEACHER: You’re an idiot.
CHIKE: It is an insult sir.
TEACHER: Get out of my class.
CHIKE: It is an order sir.
TEACHER: Oh! Goodness, What a boy!
CHIKE: It is an exclamation sir.
TEACHER: May God have mercy on you.
CHIKE: It is a prayer sir
A man was invited to a wedding. When he reached the hotel, he found two doors written on them:
1. Bride’s relatives
2. Groom’s relatives
He entered the groom’s door and found two doors again.
He entered the men’s door and found two doors again.
1. People with gifts
2. People without gifts
He entered the second door (people without gifts) and
He found himself outside the hotel.